Everyone has an angry chair. We revel in discovering it, and then getting away from it. Where’s your Angry Chair?
One of the few men to admit that Smurfette is hot…smoking hot. His favorite action movie is “The Notebook.” Thinks a cicerone is a type of panini. Still uses Dep extra hold gel…with shine. Favorite sport is competitive Frisbee toss Dutch-style. He pronounces everything how its spelled. Most of all, loves flavored malt beverages.
- Broseph aka LonestarBartender
Life ambition is to star in the CATS musical. Is part of the Hillsborough County work release program. His favorite Restaurant is the Dollar Store Cafe, Fish Fry Friday to be precise. Boxers or Briefs is the wrong question. Thinks a toothbrush can be used to clean more than your teeth. President of the Celine Dion ultimate fan club. The name lonestar was given to him due to his overwhelming one star reviews on Yelp and the alike.
We’re going to have an extensive barrel-aged program as well, especially for sour beers.
We definitely hate being boring and doing boring stuff so you can look forward to experimentation and unique projects.
Here’s what’s on tap in our tasting room right now, rotating treatments not listed so follow us on FB to see what was recently tapped:
Georgio’s DIPA: 8.7% ABV
Fionn English Style Imp Porter w/ Toasted Hazelnuts and Coffee: 10.0% ABV
Fudge Bucket Sweet Stout w/ Chocolate: 10.5% ABV
Woke Milk Stout w/ Coffee, Vanilla, and Maple: 8.7% ABV
Two Pump Chump Porter w/ Hazelnut: 5.5% ABV
Space Grass IPA: 6.7% ABV
4 Bars of Bitterness APA: 5.6% ABV
Geigers Imperial Salted Chocolate Stout: 10% ABV
Sound and Fury Galaxy Saison: 7% ABV
We have a 1,000 ft tasting room where you will find all of our beers, seasonals, and beers from other Florida breweries. We will provide growlers to go, merchandise for sale, and creepy old dudes at the end of the bar.